Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.
when you click on a blog and music starts to autoplay
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
bunny friends looking at the sky together
Artist Thierry Cohen photographs the world’s major cities, seeking out views that resonate for him and noting the precise time, angle, and latitude and longitude of his exposure.
conversation of my parents rn
dad: what is that song called my mackleroy
(btw my dad was looking for the song talk dirty omg)
NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER
Clumsy, adorable murder
IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME
I need 20
THESE ARE SO GREAT
Writing the conclusion is the worst part of writing reports
Ah yes thank you for reading my paper now please allow me to restate my thesis statement with slightly different wording and ultimately waste your time
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives